I wasn't thinking about killing you

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mulaneysbutt:

"The Black Coffee Story" | Mulaney: An Opening Act Preview Special | (x)

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What You Crave vs What You Need

Chocolate:Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks:Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks:Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food:Topsoil.
Cookies:Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea:A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs:Pasta/Carbs.
Ice:The sweet release of death.
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sully-s:

A Anon asked me for some pointers on how to draw in my style today. I didn’t really know how to write pointers so I thought I would attempt a very minimal tutorial.

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A Guide to Terminology as used by Western Males of the Species

thescienceofjohnlock:

societyghost:

Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you

Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis

Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you

Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you

Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff

Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women

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sharpayevons:

"At least you love me." I say to my pet as I hold them against my chest as they try to get away

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American:I want to live in the UK.
Asian:I want to live in the UK.
Indian:I want to live in the UK.
African:I want to live in the UK.
Hispanic:I want to live in the UK.
Canadian:I want to live in the UK.
Filipino:I want to live in the UK.
French:I want to live in the UK.
Brazilian:I want to live in the UK.
British:wat
Irish:feckin' English bastards
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dashdrive:

everyone has seen dicks they didn’t want to see

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onehellofamegan:

brahnanas:

when the wifi sucks and nothing loads

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THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS MY WIFI WASNT LOADING SO I THOUGHT IT WAS A BLANK SQUARE AS A JOKE

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sangheliios:

ppl who always automatically assume every alien race is monogamous/heterosexual/has the same exact concept of gender

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georgetakei:

Brad here. George told me to get off my soap box.

georgetakei:

Brad here. George told me to get off my soap box.

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tardisity:

dad: *takes son to see marching band*
son: “dad can we get ice cre-”
dad: “son when you grow up would you be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned?”
son: “dad what the fuck”

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